There you are, about to virtually twiddle a knob and sweep a filter on your laptop when you get asked the #1 question heard by all laptop musicians and DJs. Well now you can non-verbally answer those inquistive minds. And, at slightly less than half an inch high, the word RETARD follows this declaration, just so everything is crystal clear.(Don't blame us if this t-shirt gets you socked in the teeth--we never told you to play a set at that biker bar.)