There you are, about to virtually twiddle a knob and sweep a filter on your laptop when you get asked the #1 question heard by all laptop musicians and DJs.

Well now you can non-verbally answer those inquistive minds. And, at slightly less than half an inch high, the word RETARD follows this declaration, just so everything is crystal clear.

(Don't blame us if this t-shirt gets you a drink thrown in your face--we never told you to play a set at that biker bar.)