If you're a nerdy type, most of your existence is in front of a computer screen, dealing with mind-things. But, you've got this whole physical body thing going on, and occasionally it gets dinged up. Unlike robots, you can't just replace a part and keep going, you need to protect the ding while your body regenerates. What cooler way to show off your body's awesome regeneration ability with Robot Bandages? Yes!
Each awesome tin (which can also later be used to store small useful things, like screws) contains 15 bandages. So, bang around IRL and know that if you get beat up, you've got a stylish and nerdy fashion accessory at your disposal.